Walkin on my way to my Tuesday class
With my Chucks and my new backpack
Forgot to do Biology, gotta pick up the slack
Go up the stairs and I take 'em to a second flight
Turn to my left and I see that somethin's not right.
It's a flesh eating zombie.
I think I want my mommy.
I see him chewing and my stomach does a dry heave
Think that I'm about to leave
Then the creature lifts his sunken eyes
and the zombie chase is on.

So I turn to run but it's not too long
there's a zombie chasing me
Moving his hands like *groan*
Stumblin around like *groan*
Got my hands up but not too long
You know I'm tryin to get away
*groan*
Zombies and they're eating brains.

Run to a crowd and I cause a scene
There are people looking at me now
Can they not see the dead zombie
Walking right through their town
Paranoid, now I'm looking all around me
Unsure on who could be a hungry zombie
I should have grabbed my shot gun
I probably would have had more fun
Is that a tendon well now I feel really sick
Think that I'm about to ditch this
That's when they both look at me as their next meal
and I'm glad my chucks were on.

So, again, I run but it's not too long
There are two zombies chasing me
Moving their hands like *groan*
Stumbling around like *groan*
Got my hands up but not too long
You know I'm tryin to get away
*groan*
Zombies and they're eating brains.

Please don't think of me as rude
If I don't stop and help you dude.
Seriously, what would Darwin say?
I give new meaning to the term fast food

So, again, I run but it's not too long
There's a horde of zombies chasing me
Moving their hands like *groan*
Stumbling around like *groan*
Got my hands up but not too long
You know I'm tryin to get away
*groan*
Zombies and they're eating brains.

So, again, I run but it's not too long
There's a horde of zombies cornering me
Moving their hands like *groan*
Stumbling around like *groan*
Got my hands up but not too long
You know I can't get away
*groan*
Zombies and they're eating brains.